- Full screening is mandatory!
- I’m busy. I see one client per day. It’s difficult to get an appointment. A courteously worded intro email asking for a longer date with sufficient notice will always get priority.
- I charge 800/hour for my company. If we met before Jun 1, 2024, it’s 700/hour.
- Please don’t ask inappropriate questions. If you want details, I am sure there are reviews to be found online.
- I am the sweetest, kindest, most generous, thoughtful person you’ll ever meet–provided you are respectful and clean. I cannot stress this enough. Be clean and nice. Floss. Use mouthwash. Wash yourself. You’ll find yourself happy not just with me but with everybody you meet.
- I’m a busy gal so I need 48 hours’ notice to schedule an appointment.
- If you cancel less than 24 hours before an appointment, you owe me a $200 gift card.
